May 27, 2013
Wow. Do you remember how last week I wrote an email
saying that I knew this was going to be a good week and that I would write a
lot this week? WELLLL . . . let me tell you . . . the Lord blessed us this FULL
week, so this email is going to be a little bit lengthy.
Within this email I will discuss
the following things:
1. Things you probably don’t know
about Texas
2. Fabrizio
3. Dogs
4. That one time our apartment
got broken into
5. Maria y F
Believe me; I have narrowed this
list down. I could tell you stories on stories for this week, but I will leave
you with these 5.
1. I have noticed some random things about Texas.
Maybe it is just the area in which I
live, but the whole "Things are always bigger in Texas" saying? No.
Everything here is smaller? I don’t
understand. Second thing I bet you didn’t
know . . . there are dead frogs everywhere, haha. I bet you didn’t know that! Where do they come from!? I don’t know! They
are just everywhere! Third thing—I don’t think I had ever seen an un-neutered
dog until I got here. No one neuters their dogs. (AKA: Why there is such a
terrible dog problem.) Next, even when
it is cold, it is hot. HOLY COW, IS IT
HOT. You can literally feel the air you are breathing in, but I actually love
the humidity. But MAN, is it hot and apparently we haven’t seen nothing yet. I
already told you about the mailbox thing. Everyone has crazy mailboxes here.
Last, you know how in Washington people have like super friendly beagles but
have "BEWARE OF DOG" signs to be cute? Yeah. When people have them
here and it means "If you enter this gate you are going to get killed, so
seriously don’t come in." Welcome
to Texas.
2. Fabrizio :). So this week we
were heading back to our car from an appointment that fell through, but we couldn’t
get out of the gate that surrounded this apartment complex. So this guy runs
over and is like "Oh, I will help you! I’m a member of your church!" We were both like "Wait...what?" And
he says, "I am a Mormon!" This guy proceeds to tell us about his
conversion and bears his testimony. He
recounts Lehi's dream and is telling us how he wants to get back to church
(inactive) because he knows that is where he will find the love of God (the
fruit). He is a rock star! PLUS, he is from El Salvador, but he has blue eyes!
How cool is that? Anyway, he got baptized up in the Hafer area, so he wasn’t
even on any of our records down here, so if he hadn’t happened to help us that
day, he might not have ever been found! Now we get to teach him and help him
get reactivated! :)
3. Dogs. You guys, we almost got
mauled by dogs this week. Dogs HATE missionaries! I don’t even know why! We were just walking
along and BAM — near death experience. So,
here is the story. We were walking down the street and there is a gate. There
is one big dog, chained up, and then two medium size dogs that aren’t chained
up. The big one is barking at us, but the two medium ones are just chilling, so
we just keep walking. Well, we get to the point in the fence where the gate is
and we see the gate is open. We are trying to decide whether we should go in
the fence and risk the two dogs coming after us or be safe and just keep
walking. We decided to be safe. Guess
what? It was not the safe choice. Like 10 seconds later we hear barking and the
pitter patter of paws and turn around to find these dogs bounding after us. Hermana
Parry TAKES off running and so I don’t have much of a choice, so I take off and
we are both just sprinting as fast as we can because these things are literally
about to kill us. I yell "GET ON A
CAR!" She turns into a driveway
and we both leap onto a random person’s car (in our skirts, mind you). When the
dogs realized they were not going to get us, they headed back for home.
However, the owner of the car came out and was like "What are you doing on
my car?" So, that was awkward.
"Ummm there were these dogs . . . and scared . . . and we jumped . . . and
yeah. . . ." But he didn’t get mad, so that was a blessing.
That was my week! I love you all
so much. The work continues! And it continues to be great! Pray for
Gulfbank.
Love,
Hermana Burnham
Hermana Burnham. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading your blog and am happy to hear that you're safe and enjoying the mission. Remember me, Sister Lane (worked with YW just before you left?) Well, I'm your new visiting teacher :) Anyway, I will try to send you little notes in Espanol as much as I can, as I'm trying to learn it too. I look forward to learning about your missionary experiences. I have no doubt you're doing amazing out there. Keep up the good work and beware of the dogs :)
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